AISubs v3.7
- I'm Yamamoto! - I'm Ryozo!
- I'm Toshimitsu! - I'm Mushime Iroha!
- So what's up with you guys today? - Yeah.
- Tomikku-san and Haru-kun... - What are you saying?
- Tomikku-san and Haru-kun... - Yeah?
- have told me that I look like Matsuda Ryuhei - san. - Really?
- I don't think so at all. - Really?
- Maybe I do look like him a little bit. - What?
- I don't think so at all. - Okay.
- If I do look like him, it means I'm good - looking. - Yeah.
- So this time, I'd like to verify whether or not I do look like him. - Wow!
- If you've come this far, you should say it yourself! - No, I really hope you don't get mad at me.
- I'm not saying that I look like him or anything like that. - Then if you do look like him,
- you should say on Twitter "I'm Matsuda Ryuhei - san's good-looking guy." - No, that's wrong.
- If you do look like him, you should say it. - If you do look like him, you should say it.
- I put in a lot of effort, but it's not good at all. - Yeah.
- So I'd like you to verify either of them. - Yeah.
- So this time, I thought it wouldn't be good for me to do it half-heartedly. - Yeah.
- So from a third party's point of view, I'd like you to play with my face and show it to Matsuda Ryuhei-san. - Okay.
- Then you can take a picture of it and change it into something similar at the end. - Okay.
- I'm wearing clothes. - Ryuhei-san probably doesn't look like he's wearing a black T-shirt or something like that.
- So you can take a picture of it and change it into something similar at the end. - Okay.
- Including your hair and makeup. - Okay.
- I'm still messing around, so... - Messing around?
- Are you messing around? - No, I'm not messing around.
- You're too small for me.
- I don't know how tall you are, Ryuhei-san. - How tall are you?
- 183 cm. - Hey, hey, hey!
- That's not handsome! - That's not handsome!
- I'd like you to modify it a little bit. - Isn't it 30 cm?
- That's crazy. - I know, right?
- Isn't it too much? - In terms of order...
- Okay, let's change first and then we'll talk about it, okay? - Okay.
- I'll change it first. - Okay.
- Okay, let's go. - Okay.
- Let's "Mushira Ryuhei"! - Let's "Mushira Ryuhei"!
[Mushira Ryuhei]
- I'll go first. - Okay, go ahead.
- This is it! - Oh, okay, okay.
- I don't usually wear this kind of outfit, so I'll go with a shirt and a set-up. - Oh, okay, okay.
- So you'll go with a set-up and an adult look? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'll have you wear it up and down. - Okay, okay, okay.
- I'll see if it's okay for now. - Oh, really?
- I've never seen you wearing such a messy outfit before. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait... - What?
- What is this? What are you going to do about it? - I don't know about this!
- It's about the length you can barely wear it. - Oh...
- Oh, you're a teacher. - Yeah, I forgot about it.
- Well, well, well... - Okay, okay.
- This is a serious problem. - I know, right?
- I wonder if you're still wearing it down. - You're still wearing it down.
- I think most people would judge it as serious. - Yeah.
- You can tell from a distance. - That's right.
- If someone really has bad eyesight looked at these four objects in a row and said, "Which one is the coolest?", I wouldn't choose it. - Yeah, of course.
- Okay, I'll bring it over. - I think it'll change a lot if you adjust your height.
- If you adjust your height, that's all you can do. - Yeah, that's it.
- Yes, that's it. - Yay!
- That's it! - It's been a while, Sattebayo.
- You can't get up and get up. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's a commercial product. - By the way, this has a background, Sattebayo.
- For a moment... - This is seriously...
- It'll be a one-time deal. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's old-fashioned. - It's about the same size.
- Huh? Is it because of my height? - Hahaha!
- Is it because of my height? - Hahaha!
- If you look at it from a glance, it's a little small. - Hahaha!
- By the way, up to this point, well, it's not like...
- It's a matter of skill or not.
- Whether it looks like it or not is up to your face. - Yeah.
- Well, last but not least, I'd like you to do my hair and makeup. - Yes, please do it.
- Yes, please do it.
- The one we're using this time is... - Lemon!
- L'or-Sei Pressed Powder n
- Anyway, I chose the white one.
- Hahaha!
- You said it was for women. - No, no.
- I said it was white. - Wow.
- Have you been doing this many times?
- Are you okay with me saying this?
- You sound like you're from Devil's Honey. - Hahaha!
- Are you okay? - No, no, no.
- It's fine. - Are you okay, Tetsuya?
- You've been playing Devil's Honey for a long time.
- Okay, this is how it looks.
- Next up, eyebrows. - Oh...
- "Kiss Me" Film Cartridge Double Eyebrow.
But if you don't draw your eyebrows properly, it's going to look weird.
I think the shape is pretty much the same.
I thought I'd borrow it.
Shinobu Noboto, Furusou-san's weird eyebrows.
His eyes look like this.
It looks pretty solid.
It's gotten pretty white now, so it's solid.
Oh, but it's nice.
Oh, show me.
What do you think?
Oh, there it is!
It's the same.
Huh?
Why?
Look.
Don't be so anxious.
I can't see it.
I just realized something important.
This is really thick.
I only bought the iphone, so as a substitute...
There's a substitute.
Well, this serotonin.
How do you use that?
Oh, here it is.
Yes, open your mouth a little.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Open your mouth and look up.
It doesn't matter if you look up or down.
Look up.
Open your mouth a little more.
More, more, more, more, more.
Oh, good, good, good.
No, no, no, you're at your limit.
Now I just need a mustache and eyebrows.
Yes, mustache and eyebrows are done.
Now I just need my hair, right?
I thought hair was the most important.
It's pretty... well, depending on how you say it, it's a little scary.
It's hot, isn't it?
It smells, doesn't it?
Okay.
Now we're going to take pictures and announce the results.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, let's stand up here.
(The result)
We've done it!
Yes, we have.
Isn't the angle higher than we thought?
I want to see it as soon as possible.
Well, I don't think you can see it, so please take off your glasses.
Yes.
I don't know why, but when I take off my glasses, it looks like me.
As a result of showing it to the store, it became like this.
It's not like me at all!
When you look at it like this, it looks like a different picture.
Yeah.
Wait, it doesn't look like me at all!
Wait!
Huh? Huh? Doesn't it look like me at all?
It doesn't look like me at all!
If you say it's me, it's just my hairstyle.
If you say it's me, it doesn't look like me at all.
I'm sure it's you.
Oh, I see.
Well, then...
I'm just embarrassed.
What's with this video?
No, I'm relieved.
Oh, you're relieved?
No, I'm glad it was ugly.
I'm relieved.
I didn't know.
I was about to say, "Hey, I'm an ugly handsome guy."
So, the result came out.
It doesn't look like me at all.
Well, if you're relieved that it doesn't look like you at all,
If you're relieved, show me this video and leave it properly.
It doesn't look like me at all.
Yes, well...
I'm sure you'll forgive me for this.
Yes, as I've been told for a long time,
I was ugly.
Don't worry, everyone.
Please say "ugly" and "welcome" to me.
I'm looking forward to working with you in the future.
Yo! Yo! I'm ugly!
I'm ugly!